horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving african child

(Source: ohioisonfiire)

rrueplumet:

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson